That guy's the pimp, and those are all the hoes
Dr. John Gatewood, Anth-001, Explaining a chart showing how polygmous husbands in French Polynesia 'Marry off' their wives for economic gain
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You want to know where all the nuclear waste is being stored? I'll tell you. New Jersey
Professor Gunter, Money and Banking
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"You're all familiar with MagLites right...? There the long flashlights that police beat my clients with..."
-Professor McCormick Law 201
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What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall.
--Keith Schray, Organic Chemistry (Chem 51) Professor
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"how many marketing majors does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, and she gets 3 credits for it.
some accounting professor
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"If your boyfriend wrote this poem, would you think he's trying to say 'let's fuck?"
Professor Pete Beidler on Freneau's "The Wild Honey Suckle"
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"You're such a tool!"
Prof. Lucas, ME-10, to a student during lab
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"I'm making this up as I go along, so it might not make any sense when I'm done. Sorry."
Prof. Cundall, genetics
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"The grass is always greener over the septic system."
-Professor Evenson, EES 011: Environmental Geology
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"My company screws better"
-Professor Dale Falcinelli describing an industrial company should differntiate itself
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